Birthday · Funny
They've earned a song about the time they locked the keys in the car. Twice.
The best funny songs aren't generic jokes about getting old—they're inside jokes set to music. The burnt lasagna. The suspicious karaoke confidence. The one phrase they say every single time. Give us the material and we'll write a song that gets a laugh in the room and a little lump in the throat at the end.
Free preview first. No account needed.
What we'll listen for
- A running joke everyone in the family knows
- A harmless mishap they'll never live down
- One sincere line to land the ending
A few questions to get you thinking
- What do they always say, do, or order?
- What's the story that gets retold at every gathering?
- Is there anything off-limits we should steer clear of?
You don't need perfect words. Just tell it the way you remember it.
The kind of line a real story makes
"Forty candles, one smoke alarm, the fire crew knows your name / Happy birthday to the only chef who's never cooked the same thing twice the same"
An illustration. Yours will be written from your own memories.
How it works
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You tell us about them.
Talk for two minutes or type it out. Ramble if you need to—we'll pull out what matters.
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We show you what we heard.
A short reflection of your story, names and all. You fix anything we got wrong before a single note is written.
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You hear it first, free.
A personal preview made from your story. Tell us how close we got, and we'll adjust.
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They get something only you could give.
A finished song on a private page, ready to send now or save for the right moment.
We don't just put a name into a song. We learn the story first.
Names, memories, dates, and details are checked before delivery.
If it could belong to anyone, it isn't personal enough.
The song should sound like their story—not a template.
Choose how to give it
The Song
$39.99
Best when the song itself is the gift.
A finished song made from your story, ready to give and play again.
- One complete custom song, with lyrics
- A private gift page to send when you're ready
- One factual or pronunciation correction
The Gift
$59.99
Just $20 more than The Song
Best when you want to fine-tune the gift before you give it.
A finished song you can revisit and shape before you share their private page.
- Everything in The Song, plus:
- Up to three changes to style, feeling, or lyrics
The Keepsake
$79.99
Just $20 more than The Gift
Best when you want a choice of finished songs to keep.
Three finished versions to choose between—not just extra edits to one song.
- Everything in The Gift, plus:
- Three finished versions to compare and choose from
- Up to five changes in total (two more than The Gift)
A free preview before you pay. No account needed. For corrections and remakes, see our Refund & Remake Policy.
Questions about birthday songs
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Turn your story into their song.
Tell us the memories. We write and produce a song made only for them. Hear your free preview before you pay.
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